Am I really educated?

     I completed my B.E.degree in Computers, this year. Some folks feel so proud about me. But I feel awful. This degree is merely a piece of paper. A paper which I cannot even sell it to the local radiwala.

Vivas again.........

Oral exams have arrived .........

I am the last person in my batch, so I get all the questions beforehand.
The main question all external teachers ask me is "WHAT DO U KNOW"....
My preplanned answer:-" I know the first few chapters really well, don't knw the rest tht well."
teacher sayz" So tell me something abt the chapters u don't knw......"

me :(in my mind mentally)"WHAT THE F**K?"

me: (physically) : Smiling smiling smiling .....

Teacher:-" U did not study I can screw u r case "....

Me: " i knw"

teacher:- "why did u not study?"

me:(man i am smart):-" Because the don't teach well in my college , teachers here lack experience......." ( it works always , but beware external should not be frind of internaL ,do this u willl be really screwed...)

teacher: "So Tell me abt starting chapters......"

me:( mentally) Ya baby....

I don't worry abt internal they think I am a rally good student...( me a devil)
result: Me get good Marks as always..........hahahahahahaahaahaaaaaaaaaaa..

BE ---The Final Year

I guess I am in BE. Not a great thing to be in.

Its the final year of my engineering.
So what I learned in my engineering career.
In one word "BULLSHIT".
That's right, its all the same mugging, mugging and wait more mugging. However this time I have made cool new friends .
In addition I have mastered the art of faking.In Vivas even if u don't know anything just smile.Man I smile a Lot during Vivas.........